let's play catch up, shall we?

dear house,
i wish you were closer to the university. i really dislike leaving 45 minutes earlier than i have to just for your sake.

dear bike,
i would really like to ride you more. but due to house's location, it is near impossible. you and house should have a little chat about that.

dear french classmates,
i'm sorry. i am not very good at this. and i am not funny in french. and that is sort of all i got going on for me. yeah, pity me.

dear brooke fraser,
knock it off. your fabulousness is a distraction.

dear scout and catalogue,
please come back to me. i need to buy another scarf.

dear sewing machine,
please teach me how to use you. thanks.

dear freshly re-done chair,
i apologize for using you as a closet. one day soon i will peel all the clothes off of you and let you show off your new awesomeness.

dear owner of the amazing bicycle outside of the classroom building,
yes, it is true. i contemplated stealing your vehicle of choice. i fully considered the karmic repercussions and didn't care. but, as you know, i did not steal it. this time.

dear universe,
i need more clothes. and, specifically, a yellow skirt, a striped shirt and a military jacket. just not-so-subtly sayin.

dear coco,
i really would like a home. i really dislike curling up in bed alone. let's make it happen, yes?

oh, and a pug. ok?

with love,
b