did you ever stop to think
that maybe i like my cellulite?
that, perhaps, i just want a body lotion.
all that you are offering me - across the entire damn board -
has built in "firming nutrients"
are you freaking kidding me?
p.s. dove: don't you even start to smirk
thinking you are getting off the hook with
your "beauty campaign"
we all know that you stem from unilever
who also owns axe, possibly thee most sexist company. ever.
sincerely,
b
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