dear universe

just the other day
on my dearest etsy
i stumbled upon these beautiful
vintage
hot pink
ankle cowboy boots
with tassels
and swooned
and sent out a message to you
saying
please!

two days later
i am perusing the second-hand shop
and lo and behold
the boots!
yes, it is them.
vintage
hot pink
ankle cowboy boots
with tassels
and i swooned
and then i tried them on.

universe,
are you really that cruel?
half a size to small.
i gulped back my tears and retracted my poor foot.
then i pouted.

i figure after that fiasco
you owe me something
maybe lots of somethings...

so dear universe
this is what i want
in my size, please



suspender tights
thanks, in advance